Step this way, folks, and enter our Chow Tent Chat Room, where you can chew the fat with your fellow rousties or ask our exotic collection of acts a thing or two. You may even see a Man Eating Chicken!
But remember, there are rules in this tent. We can only fit so many under our Big Top, or else The Law will come and shut us down. So, no pushin’ or shovin’, folks! Not everyone can stand in the front row. But hopefully many of you will be able to wave your pocket squares and ask a question or two. But remember, in order to give our Entertainers a chance to answer your questions properly, it’s important that no one rushes the stage. I also draw your attention to the man with the axe handle standing down front. If anyone touches the girls or says uncouth things to any of the acts, the show stops. Or at least the guilty party will be brushing the sawdust off their backside OUTSIDE the tent. But we know y’all’s Mamas taught you better than that. So step right in… There’s another show starting soon!
